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Local News Meteorologist Tells Viewers, Don't Ask Me,<br>Look Out Your *$#%! Window

Local News Meteorologist Tells Viewers, Don’t Ask Me,
Look Out Your *$#%! Window

BWN talked with local news metereologist Dank Haze as he stood out on a ledge this morning. “No one expects much from you, Haze.  Just a perfect weather forecast, at least a week in advance.  Is that so hard?” One of Haze's shoes came off and landed on the dry concrete several stories be

12.27.2010| Culture |

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Area Residents Celebrate Bethesdavus Holiday in Style, Buy Stuff

Area Residents Celebrate Bethesdavus Holiday in Style, Buy Stuff

Rather than choosing between Hanukah and Christmas this year, area residents are celebrating a holiday called Bethesdavus.  BWN went to downtown Bethesda to find out what locals are doing to mark the holiday. "You can’t even drive down Elm Street, much less get a parking space. Even worse than

12.20.2010| Culture |

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One Injury, a Dozen Arrests, as Fight Breaks Out Over Seasonal Ice Sculptures

One Injury, a Dozen Arrests, as Fight Breaks Out Over Seasonal Ice Sculptures

The Bethesda Chamber of Secrets (BCS) commissioned ice sculptures for a nonsectarian seasonal display in the plaza near Woodmont Avenue.  The Chamber worked to choose images that would represent Bethesda while also avoid giving offense to any particular group. “We rejected a number of options,

12.13.2010| Culture |

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Council Scraps Residential Zoning, Allows Builders to Build Anything! Anywhere!

Council Scraps Residential Zoning, Allows Builders to Build Anything! Anywhere!

“We were already basically letting homebuilders run amok, so we thought we might as well make it the law,” explained Council spokeswoman Angela D.  “If they want to squeeze three McMansions onto what was once a single-family zoned property, we’re on board for that. We get more in taxes, the

12.7.2010| Culture |

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Council Raises Noise Limit for Outdoor Concerts, Tells Homeowners to Stick it in Their Ear

Council Raises Noise Limit for Outdoor Concerts, Tells Homeowners to Stick it in Their Ear

The County Council has voted on an amendment to increase the permitted decibel level at evening concerts, in order to accommodate Strathmore Arts Center’s outdoor series. “This will allow us to perform a wider range of music, using instruments other than the comb-and-tissue-paper harmonica

12.3.2010| Culture |

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Neighborhood Blocks Cut-Through Traffic, Says Do Not Enter--Ever

Neighborhood Blocks Cut-Through Traffic, Says Do Not Enter–Ever

Fifty years ago this week, the incorporated Town of Dan Aykroyd took its traffic woes to heart and devised a way to keep nonresidents from entering the neighborhood. Like a modern Brigadoon, the fabled town that surfaced only every 100 years, Dan Aykryoyd is only visible to the naked eye between

12.2.2010| Culture |

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