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New Walter Reed Medical Center Issues Simplified Employee Parking Guidelines

New Walter Reed Medical Center Issues Simplified Employee Parking Guidelines

The Walter Reed National Military Medical Center has announced that the addition of 2,500 new employees due to BRAC (Base Realignment and Closure) will result in a reduced ratio of available parking spaces on campus.  Before BRAC, there was one parking space for every two employees, now there will

03.28.2011| Culture |

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Bethesda Residents Express Relief: Local Murder Not a Random Crime That Could Even Happen to Them!

Bethesda Residents Express Relief: Local Murder Not a Random Crime That Could Even Happen to Them!

“Now I can go back to not paying any attention to my surroundings at all!” said Kristin Y., ordering a latte at Pain Quotidien. “Don’t worry, be happy,” shouted Mark G., while crossing the street.  “Did you say something?” He asked, pointing to his earbuds. “The main take-

03.24.2011| Culture |

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Schools to Scrap ‘Gifted & Talented’ Label, Because When You Get Right Down to it, Everyone’s the Same

Schools to Scrap ‘Gifted & Talented’ Label, Because When You Get Right Down to it, Everyone’s the Same

After years of fielding complaints that the Gifted and Talented label is unfair and discriminatory in singling out students who are a lot smarter than other students, the county has decided to eliminate the classification. Some parents contend that students who were only Sort of Smart were being

03.11.2011| Education, Featured |

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Bethesda Don'ts:  As Seen on Bethesda Avenue

Bethesda Don’ts: As Seen on Bethesda Avenue

Please, no pink pants off the golf course. Special note on lobster belt:  Permitted only if you can find a place to catch fresh lobsters near Bethesda.  The tank at Giant Foods does not count.

03.7.2011| Culture |

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Pepco Completes Tree Work!

Pepco Completes Tree Work!

  "Tree limbs will no longer interfere with the power lines," said Pepco spokesman Greg T.  "What?  Isn't that what you wanted?"

03.3.2011| Culture |

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