Archive for March, 2011
The Walter Reed National Military Medical Center has announced that the addition of 2,500 new employees due to BRAC (Base Realignment and Closure) will result in a reduced ratio of available parking spaces on campus. Before BRAC, there was one parking space for every two employees, now there will
03.28.2011| Culture | Editor
“Now I can go back to not paying any attention to my surroundings at all!” said Kristin Y., ordering a latte at Pain Quotidien.
“Don’t worry, be happy,” shouted Mark G., while crossing the street. “Did you say something?” He asked, pointing to his earbuds.
“The main take-
03.24.2011| Culture | Editor
After years of fielding complaints that the Gifted and Talented label is unfair and discriminatory in singling out students who are a lot smarter than other students, the county has decided to eliminate the classification.
Some parents contend that students who were only Sort of Smart were being
03.11.2011| Education, Featured | Editor
Please, no pink pants off the golf course.
Special note on lobster belt: Permitted only if you can find a place to catch fresh lobsters near Bethesda. The tank at Giant Foods does not count.
03.7.2011| Culture | Editor
"Tree limbs will no longer interfere with the power lines," said Pepco spokesman Greg T. "What? Isn't that what you wanted?"
03.3.2011| Culture | Editor