RITA KEMPLINGTON -X- JOHN KEMPLINGTON
John and Rita Kemplington are relieved to announce their divorce is now final. Their youngest just graduated from college, so the long wait is finally over. John will be moving in with his hairdresser, Lorna Shropnik, whom he now admits to dating for the past three years. Rita will be embarking on a pilgrimage of self-discovery, following the same route as author Elizabeth Gilbert in Eat Pray Love.
YARD SALE: SATURDAY, 10-2
1457 Craft Rd., home of John & Rita K.
Says Rita, “Come early for his *$#%! golf clubs.”
Says John, “Take the *$#%! clubs and *$#%! up your *$#%!.
They’re my old set, anyway.”
YOGA CESSATION CLINIC
Discreet & Confidential, Proven Results!
9am, Saturday – DO NOT bring a mat
CIVIC MEETING TONIGHT- 7pm
Come out to vote on Pot Luck rules
A to L = Entrée Again?
Make your voice heard!