Bethesda Shoppers Mourn the Loss of Yet Another Useless Tchotchke Store
Hobart L., president of the local business organization, Bethesda Chamber of Secrets, lamented, “It’s a real sign that the recession is still upon us. This area used to support six or seven useless tchotchke stores. Now only four are left.”
Distraught shopper Gina W., staring at the darkened storefront, said, “This is terrible. Where the heck will I get those things you put on wineglasses so you know whose is whose?”
