Breaking News: Something Bad Happened at Sidwell Friends School, and Everyone Whose kids Didn’t Get In Can’t Wait to Tell You About It!
In the latest scandal involving the school attended by President Obama’s daughters, who have nothing to do with this story, but need to be mentioned in every story about Sidwell Friends School, forever and ever–and by the way, Chelsea Clinton went there, too–
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A parent of a Sidwell student has sued Sidwell Friends School because the school psychologist had an affair with his wife. In order to spare the child further humiliation, the story has been reported by all the major area newspapers. It’s alleged that the school psychologist, who left his position at Sidwell in February, sent “explicit” emails to his lady-love using his school email account.
Word to the school psychologist: Duh.
In other news, the parents involved received the PTA’s Classy Parenting Award.
Just kidding! That’s a Bethesda World News award. If the winners are reading this, Congratulations!
Everyone whose kids didn’t get into the elite private school stood by snickering and grinning smugly solemnly shaking their heads when they heard the shocking news out of Sidwell.
“Ha-ha!” said one parent, who declined to be identified.