Archaeologists are calling it “a breakthrough of historic proportions.” A fossilized bone found in Bruce Variety is part of the spine of the anklosaur, a rare specimen dating back to the Cretaceous Era. Acting on a tip, the archaeologists asked a cashier if it was true that the store carried
01.2.2013| Culture, Featured | Editor
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After years of fielding complaints that the Gifted and Talented label is unfair and discriminatory in singling out students who are a lot smarter than other students, the county has decided to eliminate the classification. Some parents contend that students who were only Sort of Smart were being
03.11.2011| Education, Featured | Editor
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When asked why he wrote himself a ticket, Parking Enforcement Officer Carl H. explained, "No one is above the rules. Not even---Wait, that's MY car?"
01.22.2011| Culture, Featured | Editor
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Pentagon officials launched an investigation after finding that hundreds of Bethesda pedestrians cross against the light, jaywalk, and ignore oncoming traffic whenever and wherever they please. “According to our surveillance, there is absolutely no fear of mortality among citizens in the Bethes
01.16.2011| Culture, Featured | Editor
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The situation currently unfolding at Risa Nails is touch and go. Salon regular Meryl N.’s usual calm broke down today when the salon seemed unable to find her regular nail polish color, a shade of puce called “Make Me Up Before You Go-Go.” “At first, she was only a little agitated,” s
10.20.2010| Culture, Featured | Editor
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