Press Release: Introducing New Sexting Barbie!
The Mental Toy Company announces the newest doll in the Barbie Collection: SEXTING BARBIE
Mental spokesman Ed Wick explains: “Our research shows that children would rather play with their daddy’s iphone or ipad than a stupid old doll that just sits there and doesn’t even have any apps.”
Here’s how it works: Your child snaps a photo with the camera that’s embedded in Barbie’s back. The photo is displayed on Barbie’s ample chest. Your child is then free to send this photo to anyone she chooses.
In the olden days, Barbie spent precious energy flirting with Ken. Now all she has to do is pose in the bathroom mirror, pop him a nudie photo of her huge breasts and wasp-waist, and skip the preliminaries.
SEXTING BARBIE is the latest, most advanced stage in the Mental evolution from Surfing Barbie to Web-Surfing Barbie. Your little girl will be thrilled with the features of SEXTING BARBIE. Now, she can play grown-up, just like her parents!
Mental: Bringing the adult world to your children whether you like it or not.