Recipe for a Smugtini…or something…
I’m much too busy and successful to care what’s in a smugtini. It’s vodka and it’s chilled and I want to see what the t-shirt looks like before I accept it.
Thankfully we will be having Smut-tinis later which involve my husband submersing his sausage and peppers in vermouth before dangling in my perfectly chilled Grey Goose.
Hopefully American Tap Room will pick up this recipe soon to add to their so oh-so-smartly lit menu.
This sounds like a first-rate recipe. Though the sausage…dangling… in your martini glass presents a mental picture we’re not sure we want to keep seeing every time we close our eyes. And, it seems like it could cause a bit of a spill. We suggest a double old-fashioned for that, at the very least.
Thank you for writing! We’ll let you know if you won the T-shirt. Though you might want to opt instead for the bib.
Your e-mail is distracting and making me spill my iced latte. How am expected to beep at that ridiculous Smart Car in CC Circle? With my feet??
I still would like to see the t-shirt although a pretty salmon shirt from lululemon would suffice. That store is so the place to be despite you -know-what.
Dear Brenda Brenda,
Are you the Doublemint Twins? Because we can only offer one shirt. As the weather is getting warmer, we opted for this breathable style. Here is a picture of a voluptuous model wearing our prize shirt:
Please let us know what size you prefer. Thank you again for writing, and congratulations!